My Dog Has a Cough and I’m a Flying Wallenda
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My Dog Has a Cough and I’m a Flying Wallenda

Episode 10. Al Atkinson

On this very special episode of the podcast we are joined by Al Atkinson. Al and Matt's friendship goes back almost 20 years (back when Matt was fancy-free and still considering being a human neurologist). Matt and Al talk about their time performing improv comedy together, cans of ether, and kids these days. 


Dr. Atkinson is a semi-retired general practice veterinarian who graduated from vet school all the way back in 1982 (otherwise known as 'the before times'). When he's not off exploring the world, he can be found picking up GP shifts in both Colorado and Southern California. 

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At First I Wanted to be a Unicorn
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At First I Wanted to be a Unicorn

Episode 9. Margret Donahue

This week we are joined by Margret Donahue, who is far-too-qualified to be taking time out of her day to talk with us. Together we discuss having mice as roommates, her proficiency at gaming personality tests, and how darn awkward she is.

Dr. Donahue is a Board Certified Emergency and Critical Care Specialist as well as medical director of a specialty/ER hospital in Fredericksburg, Virginia.

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Do I Use Physics Anymore?
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Do I Use Physics Anymore?

Episode 8. Seth Williams

This week we welcome the sultry stylings of podcast extraordinaire: Seth Williams. Together we discuss not being popular, going with your gut, and getting feedback from your mother in law.

Seth, a 2019 graduate of University of Missouri, is a general practice owner in St. Louis, MO and father to the burgeoning musical virtuoso responsible for the Fisher Price Five.

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Haven’t Burned Out Yet
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Haven’t Burned Out Yet

Episode 7. Amber Davidson

On this episode, Matt is joined by Amber Davidson. Together they talk about COVID testing, New Zealand car camping, and how Matt followed Amber around for about a year. Amber is a traveling relief veterinarian living in Florida (though, one day she shall take her tiny home to the high seas). 

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Was it Vindictive? Maybe.
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Was it Vindictive? Maybe.

Episode 6. Kerry Mead

On this episode, Matt sits down with Kerry Mead over mimosas to discuss plans for her children's futures, the sexiness of GP medicine, and how easy it is to get into vet school.

Kerry is a primary care veterinarian who has spent the last four years focusing on preventative and dental services, primarily with her current company, Pet Dental USA.

This podcast episode is the final and most impactful item on Kerry's Colorado bucket list. She now says she can die happy or move back to Arizona, whichever seems more dramatic.

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Not a Peddler of Wares
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Not a Peddler of Wares

Episode 5. William Hodges (part two)

On this episode, Bill / Will holds a quiet mutiny, overthrowing Matt as the host while continuing to sip on the same, flat, tepid cappuccino. They talk about expensive mushrooms, high school improv, and how everything in life is negotiable. 

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Gets To My Innards
Matthew Asciutto Matthew Asciutto

Gets To My Innards

Episode 4. William Hodges (part one)

On this episode, Matt sits down with Bowtie Bill Hodges ... for, like, a while. So long, in fact, that the coffee shop had to cut off Bill's WiFi just to get him to leave. Matt spends so much time bugging Will, they had to break their conversation up into two episodes (there's a pun in there which shall reveal itself in time). In part one, they discuss the luxurious tranquility of the ER, how they navigate ethical quandries, and that Will likes money.

Dr. Hodges is a relief emergency veterinarian living, though not practicing in, the Pacific Northwest.

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The Chaos and the Mystery
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The Chaos and the Mystery

Episode 3. Jennifer Paugh

On this episode, Matt is joined by the ineffable Jennifer Paugh. Together they discuss all the usual extra-curricular endeavors of the emergency veterinarian, including scuba diving, acupunture, and acro-yoga. Jen is an emergency veterinarian in Austin, TX; though her heart spends its evenings in Bali. 

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The Reward Center
Matthew Asciutto Matthew Asciutto

The Reward Center

Episode 2. Jonah Williams

On this episode, Matt sits down with Jonah Williams to discuss the usual stuff: traveling camel rides, improv comedy, and manufacturing confidence. Jonah is a relief veterinarian, primarily practicing emergency medicine at specialty hospitals in Maryland and Northern Virginia. One day Matt and Jonah will have a travel show wherein Jonah actually investigates something useful while Matt wanders off in search of empanadas. 

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Teaser and Trailer
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Teaser and Trailer

Episode 1. Matthew Asciutto

Is Veterinary Medicine the greatest profession on Earth?

In this episode, our host, Matt Asciutto, discusses the origins of the podcast and delves into a little bit of what to expect in the episodes to come. 

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